See that car to the left? No, not out the window at your 89′ Toyota Tercel, I’m talking about this badass piece of Americana sitting about an inch to the left of this text. Yeah, that’s a new Chevy Equinox that Hershey’s is just itching, beckoning, yearning and scratching to give away to very fortunate chocolate eater. Imagine that beast in your driveway, illuminating your dead grass and unkempt foliage. With this thing you’ll be able to haul whatever supplies you need from the nearest ‘fixit’ shop directly to your front yard and take care of your home like a man should. Enter this sweeps now and get to winning, friend.
This offer expires Nov. 30th 2011